Ελα Νικολα!
Απαντησαν σε εμενα μια και ειμαι mod....(οπως οι Who στην Quadrophenia ;D)
"Dear Mr.Superfunk,
With the utmost regret we inform you that the 3 euro "cover charge" does indeed apply in order to cover the renown ELTA high end services that have brought our company to the forefront of telecommunications,communications,mail services and of course masturbation services for which we are famous all over the world.
Furthermore we can't understand your astonishment and furry since the 3 euros also cover the free illegal parking on the pavements of the beautiful Gerakas suburb (Holland Park eat your heart out!) and all the illegal daily activities that you bloody English bred mofo must engage in,in order to survive during your daily living routine in Greece,you bloody English bred mofo (again)
Lastly we sadly inform you that since you can't take your business anywhere else (we are a monopoly you imbecile...) we don't give a flying fuck for you (that is if you don't have a batzanakis w/ PASOK or NEW DEMOCRACY (you haven't or have you??))
Piss off
With love and understanding
ELTA (customer,yeah right, service )
p.s.come to think of it again if you DO have a batzanakis w/ PASOK or NEW DEMOCRACY drop by our office for a friendly frappe and some Marlboro lights on the house, we are sure that we will "find the job" ...(bring your sindicalistis badge and your prokili w/ you or at least one recent photograph of you demonstrating outside the parliament.....w/o reason of course )