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[thecrypt13]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

 

Πρόβλεψη 1

 

Manolis: At age 73 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

 

:o ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;) :'(

 

Πρόβλεψη 2

 

Emmanouil: At age 60 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

 

:-X :-X >:( :o ???

[vs]

θα πεθανω νεος...για χαρη της επιστημης....

 

vangelis: At age 57 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

[Alchemist]

Τώρα επιβεβαίωσα ότι είμαι μεγάλη φίρμα:

 

Andreas: At age 63 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

 

Μα ποιός είμαι ρε γαμώτ'... 8) 8) 8)

[fatalv]

χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα.... ;D ;D ;D

 

Καλά ρε παιδί μου...Άντε να μιλήσεις τώρα: Να και το δικό μου:

 

Δημήτρης: At age 73 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

[katsanos]

Chris: At age 61 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.  ;D

 

Ωραία πράγματα..!

[studio54GR]

Demetrio: At age 45 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

 

Φτού ρε.... σε 5 χρονια πεθαίνω....

 

Jim: At age 79 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts  :) :) :) :) :)

 

Dimitris: At age 54 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

 

[panagiotis]

panagiotis: At age 64 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

 

takis: At age 26 (σ.σ. ΠΑΝΑΓΙΑ ΜΟΥ!!!!!) you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[kwstas79]

kwstas79: At age 41 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

 

Ωραία, έχω ακόμα 13 χρόνια ζωής για να γράφω στο νοιζ.

[DaveMurrayJr]

Lefteris: At age 62 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

 

Eleftherios: At age 22 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

[Room101]

Panagiotis: At age 53 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

 

Ελεος!! Ψήθηκα!!!