Why Guitars are Better than Women…

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# Guitars don’t get pregnant.

# You can play your guitar any time of the month.

# Guitars don’t have parents.

# Guitars don’t whine… unless you want them to.

# You can share your guitar with your friends.

# Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you’ve played

# Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you have.

# Guitars don’t care if you look at other guitars.

# Guitars don’t care if you buy guitar magazines.

# You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new guitar!” unless you go out to buy one yourself.

# If your guitar is flat you can fix it.

# Your guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.

# Your guitar won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.

# You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your guitar.

# If you say bad things to your guitar, you don’t have to apologize before you play it again.

# You can play your guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore.

# You can stop playing your guitar as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.

# Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it.

# Guitars don’t get headaches.

# Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.

# Your guitar never wants a night out with the other guitars.

# Guitars don’t care if you’re late.

# You don’t have to take a shower before you play your guitar.

# If your guitar doesn’t look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

# You can play your guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

# The only protection you have to wear when playing your guitar is a decent thumb pick.

# When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your guitar.