Δικηγόροι...γι'αυτό λέγονται...!!!

[ez]

Αυτό μου τόστειλε ένας θείος απο Αμέρικα, το μοιράζομαι μαζί σας όπως γράφτηκε-στάλθηκε, χωρίς περαιτέρω σχόλια...

 

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,

DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.

 

This took place in Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against, among other things, fire.

 

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

 

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! ( Stay with me. )

 

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

 

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

 

NOW  FOR THE BEST PART...

 

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

 

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.

[stavros_d80]

φτού... και δεν καπνίζω ρε γμτ! ;D

 

μπορούμε όμως να κάνουμε κάτι παρόμοιο με κρέπες, σάντουιτς, μαρμελάδες, μπισκότα και να τα ασφαλίσουμε εναντίων "τυχαίας κατάποσης & εξαφάνισης από συσκευασίας  αποδεικτικού παρ1.1 αποδείξεως συσκευασίας και αποδείξεως αγοράς..."

 

...μη σου πω με τα σουβλάκια&μπύρες αν το κάνουμε αυτό θα γίνουμε όλοι πάμπλουτοι!

[antonisg]

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/lawyer-cigar-arson.shtml

 

Πάντως, πολύ πιθανόν να έχουν εκδικαστεί γραφικότερες υποθέσεις...

[S9F]

Έχοντας ταλαιπωρηθεί στα δικαστήρια σχεδόν για μιά δεκαετία λόγω μιάς ενδοοικογενειακής υπόθεσης και έχοντας κάνει -στην ουσία- μιά τρύπα στο νερό,όποτε ακούω τη λέξη δικηγόρος..."μου ανάβουν τα λαμπάκια"....Πιθανότατα έχουμε και δικηγόρους στο φόρουμ,οπότε σταματώ εδώ.(Φυσικά και δεν τους βάζω όλους στο ίδιο τσουβάλι,τα αυτονόητα δεν χρειάζεται να αναφέρονται...)

 

Πάμε και ένα σχετικό ανέκδοτο...

 

-Ιδιοκτήτης Δικ. γραφείου:Πως πήγε η δίκη παιδί μου?

 

-Νεαρός Ασκούμενος Δικηγόρος:Μιά χαρά,αποδόθηκε δικαιοσύνη κύριε...

 

-Ιδιοκτήτης Δικ. γραφείου:Τι;;;; :o  Εφεσιβάλλετε αμέσως!!!! >:( 

 

 

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