Here's a treat: Analogman modded Way Huge Conspiracy Theory!
Analogman replaced the diodes with Klon Centaur correct ones (Thompson 1983 1N34A diodes, which look and sound like the original Klon diodes), so that this actually sounds like a real vintage Klon.

Of course working and sounding 100% like new, with slight traces of desktop use only (no Velcro or pedalboard use, as I used this exclusively to record on my desk - so hand-use only!)
Complete with Analogman goodies and packaging.